What....?

As most of you know, Hamlet has completely gone nutz and I'm trying my best to figure out what is causing his irrational behavior. My Home-dog Polonius and I came up with a plan that we carried out only yesterday. We hid while we watched Ophelia tempt Hamlet with her love; but our suspition turned out to be incorrect. Ophelia is obviously not the reason for his madness. He was so mean to her (like I care anyway), but he told the poor girl she was worthless and that she should become a nun, BURN! This has to be solved or I'm gonna send that lunitic to a boarding school in England; I'm so tired of dealing with this crap!